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12 Days of Websites…

December 17, 2012 by Jan Kearney

A reindeer since it's Christmas...

Loved this guy at the weekend – photo by Andy Johnson posted at https://www.facebook.com/events/227952834004313/

I saw this little ditty penned by Peter Dean over at Debayne Web Design.  Yes, I sang along in my head and I know anyone who works online can relate to several of these – and more!

So for your enjoyment and reprinted with permission, I bring you the 12 days of Websites…

12 Days of Websites

On the first day of Christmas my clients gave to me – A domain name .co .uk

On the second day of Christmas my clients gave to me – Two email addresses and a domain name .co .uk

On the third day of Christmas my clients gave to me – Three fuzzy photos, two email addresses and a domain name .co .uk

On the fourth day of Christmas my clients gave to me – Four dodgy logos, three fuzzy photos, two email addresses and a domain name .co .uk

On the fifth day of Christmas clients love gave to me – 5 a.m meeting! Four dodgy logos, three fuzzy photos, two email addresses and a domain name .co .uk

On the sixth day of Christmas my clients gave to me – six ‘borrowed’ contents, 5 a.m meeting! Four dodgy logos, three fuzzy photos, two email addresses and a domain name .co .uk

On the seventh day of Christmas my clients gave to me – Seven different colours, six ‘borrowed’ contents, 5 a.m meeting! Four dodgy logos, three fuzzy photos, two email addresses and a domain name .co .uk

On the eighth day of Christmas my clients gave to me, eight rubber cheques, seven different colours, six ‘borrowed’ contents, 5 a.m meeting! Four dodgy logos, three fuzzy photos, two email addresses and a domain name .co .uk

On the nineth day of Christmas my clients gave to me, nine separate emails, eight rubber cheques, seven different colours, six ‘borrowed’ contents, 5 a.m meeting! Four dodgy logos, three fuzzy photos, two email addresses and a domain name .co .uk

On the tenth day of Christmas my clients gave to me, ten fingers drumming, nine separate emails, eight rubber cheques, seven different colours, six ‘borrowed’ contents, 5 a.m meeting! Four dodgy logos, three fuzzy photos, two email addresses and a domain name .co .uk

On the eleventh day of Christmas my clients gave to me, eleven phones a-ringing, ten fingers drumming, nine separate emails, eight rubber cheques, seven different colours, six ‘borrowed’ contents, 5 a.m meeting! Four dodgy logos, three fuzzy photos, two email addresses and a domain name .co .uk

On the twelfth day of Christmas my clients gave to me, twelve final payments, eleven phones a-ringing, ten fingers drumming, nine separate emails, eight rubber cheques, seven different colours, six ‘borrowed’ contents, 5 a.m meeting! Four dodgy logos, three fuzzy photos, two email addresses and a domain name .co .uk!

Over to you…

Did you sing along?  Can you relate to any of the days?

And in this mad rush before Christmas (if I don’t get the chance to blog again before!)  I wish you a very Merry Christmas and Prosperous New Year!

 

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I believe that every business, no matter how small or how local can use the power of the web to gain more customers. I offer no bull coaching and mentoring so small business owners can strategically put the web to work for their business. I've been called a "compass" and a "navigator" and probably a few more names that aren't suitable for a profile!
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Comments

  1. Sue Worthington says

    December 17, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    Oh yes I can relate and yes I was singing along – thanks for the laugh Jan!

    Sue

    • Jan Kearney says

      December 19, 2012 at 5:19 pm

      Haha, I knew you would relate – this online stuff is fun 🙂 Have a great Christmas, Sue – no doubt we’ll catch up in the groups before then 🙂

  2. Bonnie Gean says

    December 17, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    Jan,

    YES, omg I did sing along. While I never got 7 rubber checks, I did get 7 rubber duckies once. 🙂

    Great post, Merry Christmas to you my friend!

    • Jan Kearney says

      December 19, 2012 at 5:17 pm

      It’s impossible not to sing along isn’t it? Who on earth sent rubber ducks?!
      Have a wonderful Christmas over the big Pond, Bonnie. I’m looking forward to keeping up with you in 2013!

      • Bonnie Gean says

        December 20, 2012 at 1:37 pm

        Someone very special (as a gag gift of course), but it warmed my heart as much as it made me laugh. LOL

        People do the strangest things at times, eh? 🙂

        Merry Christmas to you Jan – and I look forward to staying connected in 2013 and beyond.

  3. Ginny Carter says

    December 18, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    Hehee! At least you got your final payments in the end…

    • Jan Kearney says

      December 19, 2012 at 5:15 pm

      Haha! yes, finally! lol Have a fab Christmas, Ginny 🙂

  4. Galina St George says

    December 18, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Hi Jan,

    I did sing along to it and laughed at the same time – what a funny post… Hope that your clients are a more helpful and cooperative.

    Wishing you a lovely Christmas! 🙂

    Galina

    • Jan Kearney says

      December 19, 2012 at 5:14 pm

      I have wonderful clients, Galina 🙂 You have a great Christmas – looking forward to keeping up with you in 2013!

  5. Debra says

    December 20, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    Jan, terrific! LOL Had a good laugh and sang along as well:). Soper!

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